thursday:
ab stuff. arm stuff. biceps still throbbing.
then at 4pm trainer said "alright we're done here. Let's go do stadiums"
......
do you know how hot it was at 4pm? 84
do you know where the clouds were at 4pm? me neither
i left with allergies.
napped my night away.
then of course went out and i don't remember what i ate but it was alot.
Friday, May 25, 2012
Wednesday, May 23, 2012
Off-day 1
i couldn't lift my arm to turn off my alarm this morning.
breakfast: half a banana. I got talked into trying some herbal tea that subdues the sweet taste receptors on your tongue. Afterwards my banana tasted like my grandma pre-chewed cold steak and fed it to me.
lunch: so i talked to Sonya for 30 minutes and she tried to talk me into getting a grilled chicken salad from McAllisters. On my way there i got really flustered because my arms were cramping from holding the phone thanks to too many pull-ups on Tuesday and somehow I managed to flash my left buttcheck to all of Franklin. So I hung up on her and went to Artichoke Pizza.
Each painful attempt to lift a forbidden fry to my mouth had me feeling a little guilty, so I went for two and three at a time.
Just for future reference, don't watch anything like Gossip Girl or PLL while cheating on your diet. Those heauxes are too skinny. The Office works well, especially episodes with Pam post-pregnancy.
dinner: A big gulp of humidity on North Street. and a White Wine Spritzer.
Still want to know about the Brides of Pure Barre Charlotte, Lisa.
LIOB, Camille.
breakfast: half a banana. I got talked into trying some herbal tea that subdues the sweet taste receptors on your tongue. Afterwards my banana tasted like my grandma pre-chewed cold steak and fed it to me.
lunch: so i talked to Sonya for 30 minutes and she tried to talk me into getting a grilled chicken salad from McAllisters. On my way there i got really flustered because my arms were cramping from holding the phone thanks to too many pull-ups on Tuesday and somehow I managed to flash my left buttcheck to all of Franklin. So I hung up on her and went to Artichoke Pizza.
Each painful attempt to lift a forbidden fry to my mouth had me feeling a little guilty, so I went for two and three at a time.
Just for future reference, don't watch anything like Gossip Girl or PLL while cheating on your diet. Those heauxes are too skinny. The Office works well, especially episodes with Pam post-pregnancy.
dinner: A big gulp of humidity on North Street. and a White Wine Spritzer.
Still want to know about the Brides of Pure Barre Charlotte, Lisa.
LIOB, Camille.
Tuesday, May 22, 2012
day three?
these are going to be short bc of how bitter i am.
sunday: bought a pack of oreos. the big pack. double stuffed. ate them all. technically it was like 2/3 of the packed because i only eat the side of the cookie with the cream on it. I SWEAR IF YOU TELL ME HOW MANY COOKIES ARE IN A PACK I WILL KILL YOU ignorance is bliss
monday: so you know how i sift the chocolate chips out of my bags of cookie mix? I had a bag of those chips in the cabinet. so i melted them. then took the creamless cookie halves from the oreo pack and dipped them in it. then later i made a turkey sandwich
TODAY!: banana. cereal w/ milk. turkey and cheese sandwich. nap. WENT TO THE FREAKING GYM. i couldn't tell you what we did because i was in such a sour mood. some ab stuff. some lunges. some biceps, triceps, those scary machines downstairs at the src, i gave the finger, then did 15 minutes on the elliptical. left early with the excuse "i have to go to shiki"
oh yeah.... that "we" is me and a "traiinnnnneerrr" whaT??!?!?!
NOW: i'm in bed with a white wine spritzer.
soo little lisa tell me about pure barre
LIOB, Camille.
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