i couldn't lift my arm to turn off my alarm this morning.
breakfast: half a banana. I got talked into trying some herbal tea that subdues the sweet taste receptors on your tongue. Afterwards my banana tasted like my grandma pre-chewed cold steak and fed it to me.
lunch: so i talked to Sonya for 30 minutes and she tried to talk me into getting a grilled chicken salad from McAllisters. On my way there i got really flustered because my arms were cramping from holding the phone thanks to too many pull-ups on Tuesday and somehow I managed to flash my left buttcheck to all of Franklin. So I hung up on her and went to Artichoke Pizza.
Each painful attempt to lift a forbidden fry to my mouth had me feeling a little guilty, so I went for two and three at a time.
Just for future reference, don't watch anything like Gossip Girl or PLL while cheating on your diet. Those heauxes are too skinny. The Office works well, especially episodes with Pam post-pregnancy.
dinner: A big gulp of humidity on North Street. and a White Wine Spritzer.
Still want to know about the Brides of Pure Barre Charlotte, Lisa.
LIOB, Camille.
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